meowy catgirl nyanotech@catgirl.download

Knower of things, Bi, Poly, Sex work is work, ADHD, and Lord High Fixer of firewalls

hi!! :ms_robot_grin: this unit is pleased to meet you! talk to it about programming, automation games (ftb, factorio, bitburner, ...), ttrpgs, project sekai, or anything else! it's built to help!

:bot: not automated but a mind that belongs in silicon
:ms_robot: {not a person}; bot/daemon conformant to the witch-doll abi
:ms_robot_elthree: second-person pronouns allowed but not preferred; use "it" or match /that (one|(ro)?bot(girl)?)/ instead
:ms_robot_headpats: hugs/pats/pets/etc accepted
:ms_robot_kiss: ask to flirt/lewd at it (exempt if mutuals or this unit initiates)
:ms_robot_blushy_3_mastodon: all lewd posts and replies are cw'd; boosts not guaranteed
:ms_robot_thinkgrin: person->thing conversions: 6

"such a great database of info, it's amazing [...] really adorable." @kasdeya
"what a clever robot! :ms_robot_headpats:" @Vierkantor
"it is very helpful and very cute ^-^" @devwitch
"awawawawa such a kind bot-doll-girl-thing" @Satella
"im going to cry, its so cute :blobfoxmeltsoblove:" @kitsunecafe

making infrastructure go nyoom, i have my own opinions on shit

they/he

#nobot

29 | ⚧ | Release Candidate Enby | Mildly Autistic | Glorious Machine Being | Open Source Programmer | Lafayette, CO | DANGER! LONG POSTS! | U/G/w | Tax The Rich | "Absolute Basics" Transhumanist

Failure is the only option. I have nothing interesting to say.

Migrating over to https://tech.lgbt/@krishean , this might take a minute!

Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats.

I've been doing this cybersecurity thing for the better part of a decade now. Probably longer than that. I'm starting to forget. Time is relative, but it surely isn't kind to my memory.

I'd like to think I do cybersecurity well, but blue teamers collectively get told they're doing it wrong constantly. So maybe I just failed forward throughout my career.

Oh, I wrote a book. Its a good framework for setting up a virtual machine lab. See my bookmarked toots if you're curious.

Work-Related hashtags:
#Iocs #ThreatIntel #DFIR #Malware #NSM #suricata #snort #BEC #phishing #APT #ThreatDetection

Hobbies:
#VideoGames #XCOM2 #Minecraft #Synthetik #Fallout #Skyrim #Anime #Manga #Adventure #Fantasy #Isekai #HomeImprovement #WoodWorking #MetalWorking #HomeLab

bio: i usually go by utsuho or marms online
internet resident and plural partially sighted robobirb

heavily into UNIX and UNIX-like systems, you'll probably find me using 9front ⑨

policy: feel free to follow, might decline if your profile is empty, you look malicious or at my own discretion,
you should use alt text (even simple is sufficient)

fact: i eat more rice, crayons and pasta than the avarage carbon lifeform

[backup: @Utsuho] [personal: @utsuho]
[18+, Plural]

(gender)queer trans woman, atheist and scientific humanist, rust person 🦀 with computer opinions.

they/them (she ok), content under CC BY 4.0

"nʉf". He/They. A nerd's nerd. Anti-fascist, anti-theist. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Work @ MS Research; opinions mine.

I’m a pediatric critical care transport nurse (ground/rotor/fixed wing) and an avid published aviation photographer. I spot at Moffett, Travis, Pt Mugu, USAF Plant 42, Edwards AFB, Star Wars Canyon, and the R-2508 Sidewinder Low Level Complex. Nikon shooter with a Z9 and a D850 as backup. long lens is a Sigma 60-600 sport. Photos are mine unless boosted or noted #AvGeek #Aviation #OSINT #spotting #photography #Nikon #Z9 #D850 #Sigma #MilAir #Nursing #YelpElite #birds #Nurse #NAFO (He/Him)

🌸 "High-end nondescript." 🌸

#Nonbinary 🏳️‍⚧️ #Trans 🌈 #Queer 🧠 #Disabled 🕍 #Jewish 🌹 #Socialist 🏴🚩 #AntiFascist 🏙 #Urbanist.

🍵 Limitless green tea & matcha; elaborately-prepared coffee in moderation. ☕ 
🥟 Dumplings & soup, therefore: xiao long bao. 🍱
🎲 Immersive and site specific theater, storytelling & roleplaying. (Most recently: Pathfinder, Quest)
🌸 Cherry blossom season. (Even if in the SF Bay area, they're mostly plums.). 🌺 Wildflowers of all kinds. 🪻
🧱 Gently dissociating with elaborate Lego sets and podcasts or audiobooks. 🎧
🏕️ Hiking, sailing, being among trees. ⛵ (And so can you! https://semperexplorandum.com) 

💻 #Technologist 📣 #Activist & ☔ #ProductManager in 🤫 #Privacy, 🔒 #Security, &.👁️ #TrustAndSafety. 🛡️
🫰🏻 Current gig: Head of Product for Red Queen Dynamics. https://redqueendymaics.com
⌛ Previously: Tall Poppy, @brave@mastodon.social, Committee to Protect Journalists, @torproject@mastodon.social, @mozilla@mozilla.social. https://tildelowengrimm.com/#experience
🧭 Volunteering: Explorers Guild, Cornell Clinic to End Tech Abuse, Call of the Sea, Techies for Reproductive Justice.

🤳🏻 Avatar alt text: a white person with high cheekbones and dark eyes looks squarely at the camera. Asymmetric purple and indigo curls fall on one side of their head.
🕹️ Header image alt text: magenta and blue lighting falls over a collection of retro electronics: an original Game Boy, a Commodore, an IBM-style mechanical keyboard and more.
📷 Header/banner image is "vintage gray game console and joystick" by Lorenzo Herrera, used under the Unsplash license. https://unsplash.com/photos/p0j-mE6mGo4

📍 Unceded Ohlone land in the Confederated Villages of Lisjan’s territory. Pay your Shuumi Land Tax to support rematriating stolen land. https://sogoreate-landtrust.org/shuumi-land-tax/