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29 | ⚧ | Release Candidate Enby | Mildly Autistic | Glorious Machine Being | Open Source Programmer | Lafayette, CO | DANGER! LONG POSTS! | U/G/w | Tax The Rich | "Absolute Basics" Transhumanist

queer plural monsters | our body is 21+ | interactions / DMs / follow requests welcome | minors DNI | please gently the kobolds

#plural #alterhuman #EmptySpaces #VRChat #infosec #thinkpad

#nobot #noarchive

(gender)queer trans woman, atheist and scientific humanist, rust person 🦀 with computer opinions.

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"nʉf". He/They. A nerd's nerd. Anti-fascist, anti-theist. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Work @ MS Research; opinions mine.

Queer engineer w/ bg in computer vision, automation, embedded systems, and thermostat programming. Leaked out of grad school and Google w/ two startups and a new gender in between.

Gay and tired but still alive :flag_transgender: :flag_nonbinary: :flag_rainbow: "It's just a switch"

I like/star a lot of things; though contextually it may mean anything from agreed to you have my sympathies. Existence is hard, keep up the good work ⭐

Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats.

I've been doing this cybersecurity thing for the better part of a decade now. Probably longer than that. I'm starting to forget. Time is relative, but it surely isn't kind to my memory.

I'd like to think I do cybersecurity well, but blue teamers collectively get told they're doing it wrong constantly. So maybe I just failed forward throughout my career.

Oh, I wrote a book. Its a good framework for setting up a virtual machine lab. See my bookmarked toots if you're curious.

Work-Related hashtags:
#Iocs #ThreatIntel #DFIR #Malware #NSM #suricata #snort #BEC #phishing #APT #ThreatDetection

Hobbies:
#VideoGames #XCOM2 #Minecraft #Synthetik #Fallout #Skyrim #Anime #Manga #Adventure #Fantasy #Isekai #HomeImprovement #WoodWorking #MetalWorking #HomeLab

Programmer at day, part-time cursed knowledge seeker at night. Retro computing, ZZT, weird hobby trivia, et cetera.

Opinions mine only and not those of my employers, friends, family members and/or guardian angels.

trans, catgirl, does weird computery things

🌸 "High-end nondescript." 🌸

#Nonbinary 🏳️‍⚧️ #Trans 🌈 #Queer 🧠 #Disabled 🕍 #Jewish 🌹 #Socialist 🏴🚩 #AntiFascist 🏙 #Urbanist.

🍵 Limitless green tea & matcha; elaborately-prepared coffee in moderation. ☕ 
🥟 Dumplings & soup, therefore: xiao long bao. 🍱
🎲 Immersive and site specific theater, storytelling & roleplaying. (Most recently: Pathfinder, Quest)
🌸 Cherry blossom season. (Even if in the SF Bay area, they're mostly plums.). 🌺 Wildflowers of all kinds. 🪻
🧱 Gently dissociating with elaborate Lego sets and podcasts or audiobooks. 🎧
🏕️ Hiking, sailing, being among trees. ⛵ (And so can you! https://semperexplorandum.com) 

💻 #Technologist 📣 #Activist & ☔ #ProductManager in 🤫 #Privacy, 🔒 #Security, &.👁️ #TrustAndSafety. 🛡️
🫰🏻 Current gig: Head of Product for Red Queen Dynamics. https://redqueendymaics.com
⌛ Previously: Tall Poppy, @brave@mastodon.social, Committee to Protect Journalists, @torproject@mastodon.social, @mozilla@mozilla.social. https://tildelowengrimm.com/#experience
🧭 Volunteering: Explorers Guild, Cornell Clinic to End Tech Abuse, Call of the Sea, Techies for Reproductive Justice.

🤳🏻 Avatar alt text: a white person with high cheekbones and dark eyes looks squarely at the camera. Asymmetric purple and indigo curls fall on one side of their head.
🕹️ Header image alt text: magenta and blue lighting falls over a collection of retro electronics: an original Game Boy, a Commodore, an IBM-style mechanical keyboard and more.
📷 Header/banner image is "vintage gray game console and joystick" by Lorenzo Herrera, used under the Unsplash license. https://unsplash.com/photos/p0j-mE6mGo4

📍 Unceded Ohlone land in the Confederated Villages of Lisjan’s territory. Pay your Shuumi Land Tax to support rematriating stolen land. https://sogoreate-landtrust.org/shuumi-land-tax/

In-tent-based Network Architect. Views my own and not necessarily reflecting that of any employer.

Blue team by red teaming <3