ryan wolf ryan@hates.company

When are things going to get back to normal?

Executively dysfunctional #ADHD #CovidIsAirborne

So much of what is true is hard to believe. Seen in geological perspective, we are fossils in the making, to be buried and eventually exposed again for the puzzlement of creatures of later eras.

Software engineer. He/Him. I do websites, microservices, distributed event streaming, databases, etc. ☭ :startrek: :trek_ds9_sisko: :trek_tng_geordi: :trek_ferengi: :trek_snw_pike: :trek_lds_mariner: :trek_tos_spock:

moved to @Vistl

Science and Technology junkie.
Also addicted to hiking and nature.
Recovering guitar junkie.
Hopeless Snarkoholic.
Assorted other obsessions as well.

threeze, a jolly good fellow.

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Check out my silly little bot here: https://botsin.space/@fortune

28, she/her, transfem, poly & partnered to @emmett! most likely complaining or posting about my boobs

Technical writer with a BA in sarcasm and irony. Can't seem to finish my master's thesis. Undercover agent in the fediverse.

Beanplate enthusiast and crouton-petter.