Fuck Boomers: a rant

You know, for a generation that constantly shits on young people for not caring about others, you really managed to tie your own noose. You fucked up the environment, destroyed romance and relationships, shut down the country, and destroyed the lives and future of millions of young people. I’m generally not an angry man, but you manage to drive me up all the walls in the world. You got scared of a virus, so you decided to fuck up the livelihoods of millions and destroy career prospects at a crucial time for many people. You were scared of nazis, so you decided to import thousands of stone-age savages into the West because the very notion that racial inequality exists is horrifying and forbidden to you. You did all of this and more, and somehow you still have the fucking balls to think that someone else is the problem?

“Why is my son/daughter moving back home?” Well, Brenda, here’s a few fun little graphs!

wealth by generation graph showing boomers having almost 60% of the total wealth another boomer wealth graph, slightly different perspective this time wealth accumulation for boomers far outpaces that of Gen X and Millenials boomer wealth inequality

Oh, but don’t worry! Now that you’ve nuked their future and any chances of coming within a mile of the success and financial independence you had at that age, you can always charge them for rent! sorry we ruined the economy and your life haha pay up

Surely that won’t make them hate you! Surely that won’t fuel any resentment!