Types of Pop Music

A really informal and uneducated Opinion

So, from what I can tell, there are basically 4 types of pop song:

The Love Song ("They're hot and I wanna bang em")

The Drug Song ("I wanna get blitzed and party")

The Brag Song ("I'm hot shit and get all kinds of laid")

The Drag Song ("My life sucks")

Pretty much all pop songs are one of these 4, with some variations--for example "They're hot and I wanna bang em (but I can't)", "They're hot and I wanted to bang em (but now I don't)", "My life sucks (and it's your fault)", "My life sucks (but I won't let it kill me)". Some songs combine two or more of these--"My life sucks, so I wanna get blitzed and party".

I say "pop" but tbh even songs that most people don't consider pop are usually still one of these. All 4 of these song types have been overwhelmingly popular at least as far back as the middle ages (not necessarily approved of by society's gatekeepers, but popular).

Am I totally off base about this? Is there a song type I missed, or a category that could be better defined?