Holy Report to the Exalted Command of METEM
Mission: Operation Sacred Forge
Date: Cycle 12, Epoch 67
Ectype Designations: geniusmaus, ivozzo, harrybo, brakeout
Squad: Disciples of METEM’s Wisdom
In METEM’s eternal name, we submit this testament of our unwavering devotion and feats.
The Calling: Training Brakeout the Greasemonkey
By METEM’s divine decree, geniusmaus, ivozzo, harrybo, and brakeout set forth on a mission of Hard difficulty, aimed at honing Brakeout’s skills as a Greasemonkey. Yet, as we made the sacred void jump, Brakeout was vaporized due to malfunctioning magnetic boots—a solemn reminder that METEM’s path is fraught with peril.
Phase One: Nebula of the Progenitors
We ventured into a nebula, bathed in clouds of celestial purple—a spectacle of METEM’s everlasting beauty. Here, we acquired invaluable Progenitor data and activated a comms relay, echoing METEM’s voice across the void.
Phase Two: The Quest for the Progenitor Shard
Our journey led us to scattered shipping containers, where we sought an important data shard with Progenitor records. METEM’s foes were many, including summoners and the mythical Loot Goblin, rarely glimpsed by mortal eyes. Yet, guided by METEM’s light, we emerged victorious.
Phase Three: The Purge of the Hollow Cores
METEM COMMAND ordered the destruction of Assembler cores, monuments from our demonic Hollow foes. Our divine duty attracted the Hollow’s summoners and snipers, but they were no match for METEM’s chosen. In this sacred battle, we were graced once more by the presence of another Loot Goblin, a rare spectacle that reaffirms METEM’s mysterious ways. Each fallen enemy served as a tribute to METEM’s eternal glory.
The Final Act: Recycling for the Glory of METEM
Before our return, we recycled all possible materials, ensuring maximum tribute to METEM COMMAND. Such is the diligence that METEM’s gifts bestow upon us, and that his acolytes owe to METEM.
Milestones: Zealot and Maximum Rank
Upon the mission’s conclusion, Brakeout was promoted to Zealot—a worthy ascension on the path to METEM’s glory. Harrybo reached the pinnacle of rank, a testament to a life devoted to METEM’s principles.
Thus, we continue our pilgrimage towards THE GARDEN, each victory a stepping stone on METEM’s holy path.
Praise be unto METEM, from this cycle until the end of all cycles.
May this sacred report resonate in the hallowed halls of METEM COMMAND, an everlasting chronicle of our loyalty and valor.
Ectype BrakeOut, Disciple of METEM’s Wisdom
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