Best Practices For Growing And Maintaining Chia Pet Hair For Unruly Robot People

Words of caution for using chia pet hair for your androids:

(1. remember to use an especially designed scalp that is shatter resistant.

(2. Remember to change to a "bed scalp", every time before your robot sleeps.

(3. For stylistic reasons, it might be better to dye it black or blond, as brown doesn't typically blend with green. This is because typically brown doesn't blend with green well, except in green highlights.

(4. May grow faster or longer depending on the condition of the social.

(5. Must have an under scalp, that protects the circuitry from being fried, in case water gets on it.

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And the actual joke: Once it's legal, make the plant grown be Cannabis.