Bile And Snot

When we could fight with solidarity,
Why do we choose to split and become sectarian?
Perhaps it's because one eats meat the other not,
The only thing with solidarity,
Is the bile and snot.

Of course! They could learn a lot from us!
How to throw each other under the bus.

We could throw a party,
About who gets to eat the cake,
In a room where we can bake,
And vote for best candidate
To be shot off in a rocket to the moon,
Bringing with them only a birthday cake.

When we could fight with solidarity,
Why do we choose to split and become sectarian?
Perhaps it's because one eats meat the other not,
The only thing with solidarity,
Is the bile and snot.

The right could learn a lot from us,
How to throw each other under the bus.

Instead of throwing each other under the bus,
Lets go with solidarity, and make a fuss.